You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
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don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
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I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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