This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
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she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
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