idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
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i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
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he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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