I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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