Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
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i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
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Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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