i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
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you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
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He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
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