So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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