Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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