I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
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The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
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There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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