Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
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i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
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What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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