Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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