Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
if you like me you must not know who I am
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
