Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
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Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
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i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
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