Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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