sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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