It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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