Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
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If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
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I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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