gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
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No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
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Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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