you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
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It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
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Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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