theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Randomize
