That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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