just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
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I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
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I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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