may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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