i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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