why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
i dont even know how to be here
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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