i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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