I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
We got so high we made milksteak
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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