were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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