my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
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Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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