direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
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I wanna throw up and cum in that order
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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