My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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