In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
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My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
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There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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