I must be too annoying 4 u.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
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omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
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She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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