Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
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I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Less talking, more tequila
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
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Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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