I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
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I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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