yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
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Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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