she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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