I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
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Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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