dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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