I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
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I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
i need some magic done to my vagina
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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