It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
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I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
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Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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