how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
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I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
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Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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