LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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