I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
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trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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