Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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