its not stalking. its research.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
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she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
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Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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