Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
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There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
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For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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