So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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