talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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