That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
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It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
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I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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