Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
tell me about the fingering
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