He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I think I am morally bankrupt
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
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did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
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I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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