almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
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The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
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I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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