How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
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Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
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who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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