I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
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No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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