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• (410): View more from Maryland

  you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."

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• (914): View more from New York

  It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.

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  Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.

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  Dude. Do it.

  (678): View more from Georgia

  Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?

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• (631): View more from New York

  So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD

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  THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?

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  No!

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