I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
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I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
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New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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