There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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