Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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